i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear it tell you what a little bitch you are
when i say ‘the internet’ i actually just mean tumblr
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
i have boobs… u have hands .. interesting ………….
You can say turn up after everything and it makes it more exciting
Just beat my dick TURN UP
Bout to take a shower TURN UP
My cat died TURN THE FUCK UP!
my only fetish is heelys
I get really anxious when I think about how big the world is and how I’ve only seen small fragments of its entirety