chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

analprolapsing:

if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear it tell you what a little bitch you are

when i say ‘the internet’ i actually just mean tumblr

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

lilbfan:

i have boobs… u have hands .. interesting ………….

boycourt:

You can say turn up after everything and it makes it more exciting

Just beat my dick TURN UP

Bout to take a shower TURN UP

My cat died TURN THE FUCK UP!

darrynek:

my only fetish is heelys

uponatinythrone:

I get really anxious when I think about how big the world is and how I’ve only seen small fragments of its entirety