Daisy Duke.

cradidily:

*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”

goldenspine:

i’m jealous of 
your pillows
and of your sheets

i want to hear
the sound of
your heartbeat 

readalot413:

liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people

fasterfood:

*shaves off eyebrows* fashion

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.